Southern Life

when someone asks me if i’ll be the DD…

patheticlifestory:

dancing downtown

when guys blame everything on “that time of the month”

what you do to the bouncer after you get in underage

when i saw that miley cyrus got engaged

when i failed physics in high school

when you see a rushee you’ve stalked on facebook in person

when you see the girl you hate passed out at a party

when i bring my friend out who just broke up with her bf and is a total mess

mylifeasakitten:

when someone takes away my drink because they think i’ve “had too much”

i just respond like: